Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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