There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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