I heard we made out
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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