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She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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