Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wish you could order shots online.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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