You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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