if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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