come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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