Do you still have your period?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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