I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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