did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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