how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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