She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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