He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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