Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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