it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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