Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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