I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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