How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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