I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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