Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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