I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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