Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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