just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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