Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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