Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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