kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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