it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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