You just made me feel so damn special
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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