Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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