still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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