Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
