singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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