How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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