Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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