I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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