420 ftw
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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