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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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