Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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