We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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