Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
