Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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