: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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