i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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