i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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