i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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