I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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