Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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