Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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