I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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