tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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