Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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